Look, that leaf is running away from the wind!
I want you to take me up the North Mountain.
It's a STICKOSAURUS!
Only girls have boobies. And mamas.
When Santa comes to our house, I will get chocolate from him. Really really REALLY mommy! We will share it.
In a very angry, teeny tiny toddler voice: Wurt (Squirt, the dog) tried to trick me! So I went upstairs to hide in the bafroom. Wurt, stop trying to find me! Mama, Wurt ate my sawich. I need it back!
I think I like Ruby Booby.
What do leggings look like? A horse, pants or a kitchen box? I ask her questions in the same format, so now she's trying to test me!
